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Old 10-30-2009, 01:47 PM
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How do I make a fake beard for my Halloween costume tonight?

It needs to be thick, and jet black.
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How do I make a fake beard for my Halloween costume tonight?

It needs to be thick, and jet black.
Use this as a model.
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Use this as a model.
That is just wrong on so many different levels.
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Use honey and coffee grounds. Real looking stubble.
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That is just wrong on so many different levels.
Yeah, seriously, who has a couch trimmed with wood anymore??
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Yeah, seriously, who has a couch trimmed with wood anymore??
And with horses on it. I mean come on, is this the 1760's.
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And with horses on it. I mean come on, is this the 1760's.
Judging by the man on the couch I think we'd have to go a little further back in time.
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Judging by the man on the couch I think we'd have to go a little further back in time.
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That's what I was thinking. Only I wasn't sure AD or BC
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My costume is gold sweatpants, purple sweatshirt, and most of my teeth blacked out. I am going to be a UW fan.

And Woohoo, use a black marker and draw a beard
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You could shave a cat and get makeup glue?
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That is just wrong on so many different levels.
Did you expect anything less?
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WooHoo, I'm FedExing some samples from my beard for Saturday Delivery.

Also, I'll be revisiting my costume from a few years ago...

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OMG! you did NOT go there!

LMAO!
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OMG! you did NOT go there!

LMAO!

Thanks, mendi...I was feeling like I didn't get the proper guffaw I believe I deserved.
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And with horses on it. I mean come on, is this the 1760's.
Quick ... somebody, grab scissors, cut out the horse, and submit it to the World's Tiniest Horse contest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU3IPSAys8s

It stands a better chance than the Basset Hound wearing a saddle. (Old Newhart show episodes had their moments. ) Interesting idea though ...







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Does anyone else have ads at the top of this thread saying...
"Tired of Shaving" and "Razors on Sale NOW!"
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Does anyone else have ads at the top of this thread saying...
"Tired of Shaving" and "Razors on Sale NOW!"
LOLOL!!! OH SNAP!
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Yes! I saw those ads. So funny.
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Dude!!!! That is just not right! Ha Ha Ha, I like it.

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