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09-03-2009, 08:50 PM
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Beware the Fake Zag Facebook Stalker
Not long ago I received a Facebook friend request from a person named "Jessica Ingroff." I know some of the other posters on this board have received similar requests and are now included among "her" friends.
Jessica describes herself on Facebook as a class of 2005 GU grad, a graduate of Garfield HS in Seattle and devoted Zag fan. She's looking to make friends and connections with fellow Zags. That Jessica's profile stated she is single and interested both "men" and "women" adds another element of intrigue to "her" profile.
There are some problems.
No one named Jessica Ingroff has ever attended Gonzaga University.
None of the Class of '05 grads I know, including the Kennel Club Board from that year, recognize the image of the admittedly attractive woman with the "come hither" gaze in the photo that's on her profile page.
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v227/690...73796_5516.jpg
Jessica is NOT a single female.
Jessica IS a fan from another WCC school.
Be "friends" with "Jessica Ingroff" at your peril.
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This group we have this year likes to hit and they don't mind getting hit. It doesn't bother Rob (Sacre) or Elias (Harris), I think they kind of enjoy it. - Mark Few
I don't read him (Goodson) a book at night if he doesn't get me the ball. - Robert Sacre
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09-03-2009, 08:56 PM
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thanks angelo,
message received. Could you find out what her favorite color is and if she likes line dancing, what her favorite shampoo is, etc ?
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09-03-2009, 09:22 PM
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Her hither is somewhat comely. . .she resembles a woman from Grandview, WA, I once knew. . .
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09-03-2009, 09:55 PM
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Does said Ingroff name a favorite color, e.g. purple?
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09-03-2009, 11:36 PM
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We're all bored so this might be a good topic for a poll.
What WCC school is Jessica from?
Bob, any prizes in the Zag Bag?
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09-03-2009, 11:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Angelo Roncalli
Jessica is NOT a single female.
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Uh-oh. Always gotta check for that Adam's Apple. Don't wanna find out the hard way. |
09-04-2009, 09:35 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Angelo Roncalli
Not long ago I received a Facebook friend request from a person named "Jessica Ingroff." I know some of the other posters on this board have received similar requests and are now included among "her" friends.
Jessica describes herself on Facebook as a class of 2005 GU grad, a graduate of Garfield HS in Seattle and devoted Zag fan. She's looking to make friends and connections with fellow Zags. That Jessica's profile stated she is single and interested both "men" and "women" adds another element of intrigue to "her" profile.
There are some problems.
No one named Jessica Ingroff has ever attended Gonzaga University.
None of the Class of '05 grads I know, including the Kennel Club Board from that year, recognize the image of the admittedly attractive woman with the "come hither" gaze in the photo that's on her profile page.
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v227/690...73796_5516.jpg
Jessica is NOT a single female.
Jessica IS a fan from another WCC school.
Be "friends" with "Jessica Ingroff" at your peril. |
Oh-oh! Kiddwell screwed up and sent Jessica his home address, his bank account info, and his social security number! (And she seemed sooo sincere....!)
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09-04-2009, 12:38 PM
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And I sent her my picture!!!
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09-04-2009, 12:39 PM
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Jessica's gone...Facebook page deleted.
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You have to love the Gonzaga fan. Not satisfied to be affronted merely by common hosings at the hands of ragtag referees, he plows all avenues of discontent. - John Blanchette
This group we have this year likes to hit and they don't mind getting hit. It doesn't bother Rob (Sacre) or Elias (Harris), I think they kind of enjoy it. - Mark Few
I don't read him (Goodson) a book at night if he doesn't get me the ball. - Robert Sacre
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09-04-2009, 12:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Angelo Roncalli
Jessica's gone...Facebook page deleted.
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You know what they say... If you love someone, let her go; if she creates another phony facebook page and friend requests you again, then she will always be yours. |
09-05-2009, 06:47 AM
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thank goodness, she's back,
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Originally Posted by MBZags
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I was about to purchase info on a prospective E. European wife, but now there's renewed hope I can find a true blue American. A former Zag fan no less !
I just hope she isn't damaged or a phony. I hope she ikes me, especially after I "fixed" my pix to make me look 25 years younger, 6-4 with a 34 inch waist, and perhaps most importantly, I am now driving a ferrari instead of my battered Westy. thank YOU photoshop !
Here's hoping . . |
09-09-2009, 11:49 AM
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mmmm. Fetching.
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09-09-2009, 12:05 PM
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Hey ! !
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Originally Posted by Zageist
mmmm. Fetching.
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You are talking about my prospective fiancee !
I am about 3 numbers and house title away from sealing the deal. All (s)he needs is the last 3 #'s on my bank account & a few initials on the deed and I'm all (h)is/ers ! (S)he promises !
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09-09-2009, 12:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gamagin
Isn't love grand ?
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Sounds like it might be several grand.
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09-09-2009, 12:22 PM
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And by the frigg'n way, this demonstrates my generally frustrating experience with women. I can't even get a sniff from the fake ones.
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09-09-2009, 04:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zageist
And by the frigg'n way, this demonstrates my generally frustrating experience with women. I can't even get a sniff from the fake ones.
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She isn't fake! She even knows more about my family than I do. She told me all about how I'm related to a Nigerian Prince who died recently. I'm helping her get the prince's fortune out of the country. Golly, those transfer fees can sure add up! |
09-09-2009, 05:38 PM
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Hey Zaguar, looks like were related! I have the same Prince/ uncle on my father's great grandmother's side, from Nigeria! Between the two of us we should be able to get most of that money over here before long. Hope it starts clearing soon though, because I used the savings for the Maui invite tickets to start the ball rolling, from my end. Thanksgiving could be a little tense arround the Billfish home if we are not in Maui!  |
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