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Confessions of A Post Padder
I am the Uber. And I am a Post Padder.
I can't refrain from posting.
I post for any reason or no reason at all.
I post when I have nothing insightful to add.
I post "me, too"s and "agree"s whenever the opportunity arises.
I care more about quantity than quality.
I look down upon those with low posts count.
I cut and paste as much as possible to post quicker and to appear to be posting more thoughtful posts, even though I know I fool no one.
I hit "submit reply" even though I know it has not been 30 seconds since my last post. I can't help myself. I need to see how many seconds I have left before my post will register.
I admire those who start good post padding threads. I despise those who don't invite replies with their topics.
I post in 3, 4 or more posts what could be said in one--this confession excepted.
I feel fullfilled when a thread is filled with my posts (and my avatar).
I can't wait to hit submit on this thread.
I am the Uber. I am a Post Padder.
Your turn.
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Uber's gonna make America skinny again...one slap at a time
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05-31-2007, 05:39 PM
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I am Former1dog. I am not a post padder.
I have never post padded, nor do I intend to start post padding.
All of my posts are well thought out, inciteful and carry deep and often hidden meaning.
I look down upon post padders and all that they stand for.
A high post count is only valuable if the posts within that post count are like mine. Which are very, very cool.
I write all of this with out a hint of irony or hypocrisy.
Peace.
And, NO, I am not a contrarian.
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05-31-2007, 09:41 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by former1dog
I am Former1dog. I am not a post padder.
I have never post padded, nor do I intend to start post padding.
All of my posts are well thought out, inciteful and carry deep and often hidden meaning.
I look down upon post padders and all that they stand for.
A high post count is only valuable if the posts within that post count are like mine. Which are very, very cool.
I write all of this with out a hint of irony or hypocrisy.
Peace.
And, NO, I am not a contrarian.
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There's a tongue planted firmly in Former's cheek, I hope. . .
As for the Uber, well he can't help himself because he's surrounded by so many enablers. . .
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06-01-2007, 11:48 AM
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A New Post Padding Post for Uber
We all know Lothar will never be supplanted as Post Padder General but in recognition of yesterdays tour d'farce I hereby nominate Uber to be. . .
Post Padder Pendragon
( pendragon, n. The title of the supreme war leader of the post-Roman Celts of Southern Britain )
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06-01-2007, 01:39 PM
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I second.
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Sonuvazag, of the Foo.
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06-01-2007, 02:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by UberZagFan
I am the Uber. And I am a Post Padder.
I can't refrain from posting.
I post for any reason or no reason at all.
I post when I have nothing insightful to add.
I post "me, too"s and "agree"s whenever the opportunity arises.
I care more about quantity than quality.
I look down upon those with low posts count.
I cut and paste as much as possible to post quicker and to appear to be posting more thoughtful posts, even though I know I fool no one.
I hit "submit reply" even though I know it has not been 30 seconds since my last post. I can't help myself. I need to see how many seconds I have left before my post will register.
I admire those who start good post padding threads. I despise those who don't invite replies with their topics.
I post in 3, 4 or more posts what could be said in one--this confession excepted.
I feel fullfilled when a thread is filled with my posts (and my avatar).
I can't wait to hit submit on this thread.
I am the Uber. I am a Post Padder.
Your turn.
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This declaration could have been at least 10 posts...
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06-01-2007, 02:42 PM
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oh, about that rep...
I guess I need to spread some around like a Globetrotting TB patient before giving you more...
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06-01-2007, 02:49 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lothar98zag
This declaration could have been at least 10 posts...
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Maybe you
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06-01-2007, 02:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by UberZagFan
Maybe you
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missed this
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06-01-2007, 02:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by UberZagFan
missed this
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caveat:
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Yes Uber Can!
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06-01-2007, 02:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by UberZagFan
caveat:
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I post in 3, 4 or more posts what could be said in one--this confession excepted.
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If you can't handle the confusion, stay out of the Foo!
Uber's gonna make America skinny again...one slap at a time
Yes Uber Can!
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06-01-2007, 03:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by UberZagFan
I post in 3, 4 or more posts what could be said in one--this confession excepted.
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06-01-2007, 03:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by UberZagFan
I post in 3, 4 or more posts what could be said in one--this confession excepted.
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What ?! You expect us to read the fine print !?
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06-01-2007, 03:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lothar98zag
didn't miss it.
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didn't really think you did.
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06-01-2007, 03:32 PM
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just an excuse to post pad, of course....
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06-01-2007, 03:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RenoZag
What ?! You expect us to read the fine print !?
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Uber expects everyone to read every word he posts.
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06-01-2007, 03:33 PM
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...and give you neg rep (well, at least attempt to)
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06-01-2007, 03:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lothar98zag
just an excuse to post pad, of course....
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Uber needs no excuses.
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Uber's gonna make America skinny again...one slap at a time
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06-01-2007, 03:38 PM
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Quote:
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Uber expects everyone to read every word he posts.
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The Uber has great expectations
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06-01-2007, 03:43 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RenoZag
The Uber has great expectations
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06-01-2007, 04:22 PM
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Quote:
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The Uber has great expectations
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On the other hand, the Foo has great expectorations. . .
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06-04-2007, 04:52 PM
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Quote:
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On the other hand, the Foo has great expectorations. . .
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The Foo may need this then:
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11-09-2007, 05:32 PM
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I expectorate on THE MAN !!
Down with the Man !!
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Trr
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 Just Foo'in around.
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02-20-2008, 06:40 PM
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Quote:
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The Foo may need this then:
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but not too much of it...
http://www.dxmstories.com/robo_tripping.html
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[From Robo tripping] I would get nauseous to the point where I couldn’t even stand up. The nausea – that was the major part of it – the nausea was horrible. I would actually start foaming – it’s so gross to say – but I would get sick and start foaming from the mouth. Dizzy, nauseous, headaches – such a horrible headache, sensitivity to the light, I couldn’t even go outside – it was just all together a horrible feeling that you would not want to do again.
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